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The KVJ Show

If I Were Rich, I Would... (01-16-23)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Bigger isn't always better, Think Fast, Fast and Casual Quiz, Things men do women don't understand, Pop Artist With Worst Song Lyrics and If I were rich I would...

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McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100%

0:04.7

British beef patties, so they're even juicier.

0:07.7

And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your

0:11.4

buns. The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with

0:15.0

prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability.

0:18.0

Mm. K. VJJ. They say that bigger is always better.

0:27.0

They say that bigger is always better.

0:30.0

That's clearly not true though.

0:32.0

Bigger is not always better.

0:34.0

I mean there's a lot of things obviously when bigger is better.

0:36.0

Talk about a raise, talk about a lottery payout,

0:40.0

talk about pancakes.

0:42.0

Not about like your waistline.

0:44.0

No, no, that's not good.

0:47.0

So yeah, bigger is usually better, but it's not always better when they say that.

0:52.0

I don't like a 16 ounce beer.

0:54.0

I think it gets hot too fast.

0:56.0

I can't chug it fast enough.

0:57.0

I like a 12 ounce can of beer.

0:59.0

To the witch's point, I'm not a huge fan of the king size of stuff because I feel like the regular size all the

1:05.9

ingredients are it's perfect with the king size it goes out of proportion does there's

1:12.3

too much of this and not enough of this. I feel like that way with a lot of candy bars.

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