If I Ruled the World: Creating Chaos with Anele and Sizwe

What Now? with Trevor Noah

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4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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This round of If I Ruled the World is going down in South Africa. Trevor invites friends-of-the-show Anele Mdoda and Sizwe Dhlomo to give ruling the world a try. Elections. Human Connection. Mandatory commuting. It’s all in the timing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Okay, what do you think is worse?
0:05.0	Finding out the person you're with has a secret husband or wife or being the secret husband or wife.
0:11.0	Finding out that they're the secret.
0:14.0	Because if you are the secret, you got control.
0:16.0	You're in on it, you're in control.
0:18.0	Huh.
0:19.0	Yeah, don't ever be the one who gets blindsided.
0:22.8	Now you're there.
0:23.1	Wait, you'd rather be the secret.
0:25.0	The secret.
0:26.3	There's power in that.
0:27.8	The one that's the secret has got the choice.
0:30.0	It's got the choice to not be the secret.
0:31.9	But they don't.
0:32.4	The one that is none the wiser.
0:34.9	All of their choices have been taken away.
0:37.3	You might never know.
0:38.9	I always think to myself,
0:40.2	it would be nice to be at a funeral and find things out.
0:42.7	You know, you hear these stories of people
0:43.8	where they're at a funeral.
0:44.8	And they've been married to forever, right?
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