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What Now? with Trevor Noah

If I Ruled the World: Careful What You Think

What Now? with Trevor Noah

SiriusXM & Day Zero Productions

News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

The world’s a bit of a mess right now – maybe Trevor, Christiana, and Josh can come up with some fixes. It’s another If I Ruled the World episode. This week’s suggestions are… intimate? Their rulings are infiltrating your screens, bedrooms, and minds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I just, because I do want to vote yes for one of your ideas, Trevor, because I don't think I ever have.

0:05.9

Right? So I really, I do, I really do, like, I don't want it.

0:10.5

Because, you know, people hit me up, they're like, stop bullying Trevor.

0:13.4

And I'm like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not bullying him.

0:16.1

He's just like, he says crazy stuff. Like, so as my friend and my brother, I want to support you and your ideas.

0:27.1

This is What Now with Trevor Noah.

0:40.3

You ready to rule the world? Yeah.

0:41.3

Always am.

0:43.3

Living.

0:44.3

Welcome to my favorite game, if I ruled the world.

0:46.3

As I tell both of you and anyone who listen, my dream is to be a dictator of a very small nation, of a group of people who not wanted me to be a dictator,

0:58.5

but they were like, yeah, this sounds like a cool idea.

1:00.2

So I didn't like take power from them.

1:02.2

It just was the way it was, okay?

1:04.8

And yeah, I always think of what I would do to make my world perfect,

1:08.6

and that's why I play this game.

1:10.6

I feel like Josh has come in, because last time you weren't happy with how we ran if I ruled the world.

1:15.6

He thought a bit.

1:16.6

I've gotten up on or what was that?

1:18.6

No, you know, I think I was more like, I always come to if I ruled the world like I rule the world like this should work.

1:25.6

So then when y'all hit me with things I didn't think about, I feel like I'm not really ruling the world like I rule the world like this should work. So then when y'all hit me with things I

1:28.1

didn't think about, I feel like I'm not really ruling the world. I feel like my plans are

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