“If I Looked Like That, I’d Be Naked All the Time!” with Julie Bowen | 7
I Love My Kid, But...
Wondery
4.9 • 756 Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2023
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
This week, legendary sitcom mom, and actual mom in real life, Julie Bowen joins Megan, Chris & Kurt. They love their kids…BUT boy, are they gross! From swimming in toilets to crapping in bathtubs, there’s just no way to get around the absolute filth that is raising kids. And it turns out they never grow out of it. The stink just gets bigger and stronger, as showers become mere suggestions and soccer cleats turn into a gag-inducing biohazard. Julie also dives into the challenges of raising teenage boys, like getting them to understand that underage drinking isn’t ok, even if you were thoughtful enough to recycle the bottles. Parenting is a tough job, but Julie Bowen is a famous TV mom…with an iPhone tracker. She’s got this.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, fellow parents. Just a heads up that this show may have kid in the title, but it is not for kids. |
| 0:06.8 | We cuss a lot. And so if you're with your kids, you might want to save this for later. |
| 0:17.8 | Hey, I'm Julie Bowen, and I love my kids, but they smell like ass. |
| 0:26.3 | From Wondery, I'm Chris Garcia. |
| 0:28.6 | I'm Megan Galey. |
| 0:29.6 | I'm Kurt Brown-Oller. |
| 0:30.7 | And this is, I love my kid, but... |
| 0:33.5 | Some of us. |
| 0:36.6 | That's what we look like |
| 0:38.2 | Folks, welcome to |
| 0:47.3 | I love my kid, but |
| 0:48.9 | the show you didn't know you needed about kids |
| 0:53.0 | That's more about us. |
| 0:54.8 | Yes. |
| 0:55.7 | It's enough stuff is about them. |
| 0:57.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:57.7 | Screw them. |
| 0:58.4 | I've got something for us. |
| 0:59.2 | Break some off for mom and dad. |
| 1:00.9 | We have found a way to make it all about ourselves. |
| 1:03.3 | This week we're talking about how absolutely disgusting and gross children are. |
| 1:10.3 | They're just, they're just walking little germs. |
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