If I have to give up beef I will replace it with democrat meat (clip)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2021

⏱️ 8 minutes

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This week: The possibility of DC statehood reveals the right wing's love of the elite and natural hatred of populism as an Epoch Times op-ed argues against mobs of citizens exerting influence on the nation's capitol.

Also: An extremely fake story about Biden banning meat goes extremely viral, as freedom fighters across the country vow to continue to do the thing they were already going to do (eat meat) whether Biden likes it or not.

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0:00.0	their response to this
0:02.0	totally phantom
0:04.1	you know
0:05.7	policy or whatever
0:07.9	of like
0:09.4	what are you going to do on July
0:12.0	4th well I'm still going to grill all the meat
0:14.4	that I was going to grill
0:16.1	and I'm going to eat to my heart's
0:18.2	content you know or whatever
0:19.7	and it's like it's like, it's the perfect, it is the perfect encapsulation of like right wing politics once again, which is like, just keep doing the exact same thing you were already doing, which is I'm going to eat a hamburger on July 4th. And I'm going to
0:41.0	pretend that it is in defiance of democratic policy. I'm going to pretend that it is an act
0:49.3	of defiance. I'm going to pretend that it is a protest or that it is politics. Like, no, we're not
0:57.5	going to like, we're not going to organize. We're not kind of like go out into the streets and
1:02.8	protests because we know it's fake. We like actually know that this story is fake, but we all can
1:09.0	pretend that we are doing something.
1:12.1	We could pretend that we are taking a stand by doing, once again,
1:16.1	exactly the same thing we were always going to do anyway.
1:20.8	Except I think that maybe this is being pushed by companies like the big green egg
1:26.5	to tell people like, listen, I know you might be
1:29.0	barbecuing, but did you know you can get an entire quarter of a cow in this one smoker?
1:34.2	Really go for it this year.
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