"If I had a penis that would give me erectile dysfunction"
Loose Lips
Meghan Thomas
3.8 • 5.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2022
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Sharon and Jorgie have been dining with the stars this week as they reminisce over school dinners and teenage heartbreak (lot of tears am I right?). They're also helping a listener who's wallet is being stretched by her spenny other half, and Sharon's not impressed!
Get in touch with Loose Lips at looselips@createproductions.com or drop the girls a WhatsApp message or voice note starting with the word "LIPS" to 07599 927537
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| 0:36.0 | Hi everyone, welcome to Looslips with me, Crokey Porter. |
| 0:40.0 | And the ever so studying Sharon Carpenter, as always, how are you? |
| 0:46.0 | Georgie, you're not that crokey today. |
| 0:51.0 | No, it's just a few syllables I'm missing, I think, in my voice. |
| 0:56.0 | Don't quite get it, I think. |
| 0:59.0 | I think you need to drink some honey or something. |
| 1:02.0 | Can you drink? |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah, well, yeah. |
| 1:05.0 | Gold and syrup. |
| 1:07.0 | I used to love gold and syrup. |
| 1:10.0 | You're not a gold and syrup, right? |
| 1:12.0 | I used to have a fully awake. |
| 1:13.0 | I'd sneak into the kitchen and I would sneak into the cupboard and just take spoonfuls and spoonfuls of gold and syrup. |
| 1:20.0 | That stuff was naughty. |
| 1:22.0 | Oh my god. |
| 1:24.0 | Do you know what I did once I threatened to pack my own lunch for school one day? |
| 1:27.0 | You threatened me. |
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