If I Fall In Love With A Stapler At Least I Can Take It With Me
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
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4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Hour 4 of A&G features...
- C.O.W. Clips of the Week, the Nancy Guthrie case & camera subscriptions
- D.E.I. follow up & self righteous liberals
- Breezy Johnson engaged & AI girlfriends
- Final Thoughts!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.3 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio |
| 0:09.7 | at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:12.2 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:14.5 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:16.0 | And now here's Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:25.6 | I'm going to do a spoiler, Olympic spoiler. If you don't want an Olympic spoiler, turn down the radio for just a couple of seconds. |
| 0:33.6 | I was watching curling the other night. I don't know if we had a silver medal win list in the mixed curling or whatever it was. |
| 0:40.6 | Anyway, so now she's on the women's team, the United States. |
| 0:43.1 | Here's your spoiler. |
| 0:44.2 | United States rallies passed always gold medal winning Canada and massive curling shocker. |
| 0:52.0 | So I'll watch that tonight. |
| 0:53.9 | Trump's going to truth out about this. |
| 0:57.6 | And our women's hockey team beat Canada the other day, didn't they? |
| 1:01.7 | And I'm upset. |
| 1:02.6 | Anyway, USA versus Italy and Olympic women's hockey quarterfinals. |
| 1:07.1 | That is coming up today. |
| 1:10.9 | Wow. You know, I'm actually anti the Canadian tariffs and the threatening to annex them. |
| 1:18.0 | It's just needless. It's Trump doing what he always does and he doesn't need to do. |
| 1:22.5 | On the other hand, take that Canada. We're now better at your |
| 1:27.5 | silly drinking game |
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