If I Did Not Laugh, I Should Die.
Armstrong & Getty One More Thing
Armstrong & Getty
4.8 • 815 Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2022
⏱️ 10 minutes
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After devoting most of the May 25 broadcast to the terrible school shooting in Uvalde TX, we present some of less heavy material that didn't make it to the show.
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| 0:00.0 | It's hard to read the news these days without asking yourself, how did we get here? |
| 0:04.7 | Fiasco is a history podcast for the co-creators of Slow Burn. |
| 0:08.5 | In our first season, Bush v. Gore, we examine an unmistakable turning point in American politics, |
| 0:14.0 | the 2000 election, which resulted in a high-stakes stalemate, ended with one of the most controversial rulings in Supreme Court history. |
| 0:21.4 | So if you're trying to make sense at the present moment, check out Fiasco, Bush v. Gore. |
| 0:25.9 | Listen on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. |
| 0:31.0 | With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh, I should die. |
| 0:36.3 | Abraham Lincoln. It's one more thing. |
| 0:39.0 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:40.2 | One more thing. |
| 0:43.1 | That was the quote I was thinking of the other day that I paraphrased when in a cabinet |
| 0:47.0 | meeting Lincoln opened it with a couple of witticisms and such, and one of your |
| 0:53.0 | staunch, your stodgy cabinet members. |
| 0:55.8 | I can't remember if it was Salomon P. Chase or one of those geeks. |
| 0:59.7 | I said, do you think it's appropriate? |
| 1:01.2 | We'd be joking at this moment, Mr. President. |
| 1:04.1 | And he said, with the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh, |
| 1:08.5 | I should die. |
| 1:10.3 | As a guy who's made jokes at you know |
| 1:12.8 | inappropriate times many times in my life I should have that at the ready for |
| 1:16.8 | my defense usually it's just you know coarseness and a lack of sensibility that |
| 1:24.1 | causes me to do it well those are fancy are fancy words. You mean stupidity. |
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