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In a newly released arrest report, Tiger Woods told deputies he was looking at his phone and changing the radio and didn't see a truck slowing down ahead before clipping a trailer and flipping his SUV.

According to the report, police found two white pills in Woods's pocket, later identified as hydrocodone, a powerful painkiller.

Woods told investigators he takes a few prescription medications and had taken them earlier that morning,

but it's unclear if hydrocodone is among them.

He was sweating profusely.

His movements were lethargic and slow,

and his pupils were extremely dilated.

I spent about half of my life sweating profusely and lethargic.

Yeah, if being sweating and lethargic is a crime,

well, I guess, take me to jail.

Wow, I thought this was America.

I realized he was, by definition, effed up at the time.

But to tell the cops, yeah, I was looking up my phone and dialing in the radio.

That was a distraction from the fact that he was pilled up.

He wasn't pilled up. He was distracted.

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