If Anyone Says "Touch Grass" I'm Going To Touch Your Jaw With My Fist
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
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4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Hour 4 of A&G features...
- C.O.W. Clips of the Week & DUCK WATCH '26 update!
- Eric Swalwell is cancelled & should have been a long time ago
- The Pope on the conflict with Iran
- Final Thoughts!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.9 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio |
| 0:09.6 | at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:12.1 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:14.4 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:16.0 | And now here's Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:27.3 | Fostering baby ducks overnight, and boy are my nipples sore. |
| 0:32.3 | Oh, boy. |
| 0:33.9 | Many unpleasant mental images all of a sudden. |
| 0:37.7 | I don't know why. |
| 0:39.0 | As someone who's soon to breastfeed, that really bothered me. |
| 0:43.0 | Anyway, I did not breastfeed them, but I took in, my son and I took in five baby ducks last night. |
| 0:48.1 | Got an update on that in a second. |
| 0:50.1 | Armstrong and getting. |
| 0:51.7 | Duck watch 26. |
| 0:56.1 | Coming up, Stay with us |
| 0:56.9 | That jingle is so good |
| 0:59.6 | It's so stupid |
| 1:01.0 | Oh speaking of so good and so stupid |
| 1:03.8 | America |
| 1:05.9 | I'm proud to be an American |
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