Hello everyone, Heaton here. I turned 38 yesterday.

Yesterday was my birthday, and I have decided to celebrate masterfully concluding

the first quarter of my life by publishing a new book,

inappropriately human, 21 short stories,

which you can find on Amazon or by going to mighty heaten.

com slash books, where you'll also see two of my

other novels a funny poetry collection and a humorous book on political economy

called Laughter is Better than communism, includes cartoons.

Now I know what you're thinking.

I like Heaton.

He's a good sort.

Why, if we lived in the same town, I'd celebrate his birthday by baking a cake, inviting him out to the ranch, then

letting him shoot that cake with a big-ass gun. Hell it's a good podcast we let him

shoot three or four cakes to celebrate his birthday this year.

Well, tell you what, rather than spending money on icing and ammunition,

you sure would help celebrate my birthday by checking out my new book,

Inappropriate Human, 21 Short Stories, about half of them are funny,

and about half of them are science fiction, often at the same time.

So if you like scripted episodes of this show, by law you will also love

inappropriately human 21 short stories. So don't try to buy me a shot or hire an exotic dancer to pop out of a cake at Denny's.

Buy that exotic dancer a copy of inappropriately human 21 short stories.

Then tell them to leave a nice big five-year story. appropriately human, 21 short stories.

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