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🗓️ 13 September 2025
⏱️ 216 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Boom! Hello, everybody. It is Ethan Klein coming at you live from Sunny, Los Angeles, California, September 12, 2025. |
| 0:12.6 | You know, and today we're sponsored by Mood. Thank you so much to them. You know, it was, and Elyas here, of course, happy Friday to you happy Friday to you. That's applause, I believe. Is that what that mean? What does that mean? Or, like, slay or something? It's like clocking you. Clocking you. I don't really know. What is it? Clock it. I'm clawing incoming well you better duck |
| 0:39.2 | and take cover |
| 0:40.0 | you know |
| 0:40.3 | because we're coming for you |
| 0:41.4 | scumbag |
| 0:42.1 | and your lovely wife |
| 0:44.3 | um |
| 0:47.1 | you know yesterday was 9-11 |
| 0:48.9 | and it just |
| 0:50.3 | I forgot |
| 0:51.9 | I forgot |
| 0:52.0 | how |
| 0:53.7 | they said never forget you guys you know that's an image It just... I forgot. How? I unironically forgot. |
| 0:55.0 | They said never forget. |
| 0:56.0 | Never forget, you guys. |
| 0:57.0 | You know, as an immigrant, I remembered, I thought about it all day, and I commemorated |
| 1:04.0 | the American victims. |
| 1:05.0 | I sat home, draped an American flag, meditating all day. |
| 1:09.0 | And I'm not proud. Absolutely. |
| 1:11.7 | I was praying. |
| 1:12.9 | I'm being real. |
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