Good morning girlies, it's the toast.

It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

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We'll start your day off, Swirl's the toast I sound amazing welcome back to

the toast and happy Tuesday and you know what I'm choosing I'm choosing love I'm choosing joy and I'm

choosing you miss Philae how you Darren I'm darn good how are you miss turtle's just turtling she kind of wants to hide under her shell because she good. How are you, Miss Turtle? Turtall's just turtling. She kind of wants to

hide under her shell because she's shy. Oh, are you feeling shy today? No, but I'm feeling like I want to hide under my shell. What's this weather? Two days in a row, no sun. You know me. I don't know what to do with yourself when it's not sunny here. I know what to do. Go home. Like, why the fuck would I be here? when it's not sunny.

It's like...

Maybe we should make a chili.

Like, no, I do that at home.

Like, that's fuck would I be here? When it's not sunny. It's like, maybe we should make a chili.

Like, no, I do that at home. Like, that's what I do. You don't want to make a chili here in this state. No, I'm like, such a beach bum, you know? You are a beach bum. I love the beach. So what did you do yesterday though it was cloudy and we weren't together. I got a manicure. Like I don't like it was just like

indoor things.

Yeah. And I just want to say like Florida does not have New York beat on the indoor things.

Probably not. Florida has New York beat on the outdoor things. Of course. So when you remove that sort of

element, we're not left with much. We have the mall. You do have the mall, which they do so much

reminding me, I'm now one month into my zip bound journey. And I do have the mall, which they used to much reminding me.

I'm now one month into my Zetbound journey.

And I've lost eight pounds, which is obviously amazing,

especially given the holidays.

Like I, I, I, things were working against you.

1,000 percent.

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