Idle Thumbs 286: I Can't Do It, Gilgamesh

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4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2016

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

The fog clears, the blazing guitar solo ends and echoes off the walls. You crack your knuckles and slam Sim Ant into the SNES; your oppoent, Gilgamesh, really starts to sweat. Black ants overtake the yard, leaving a sea of red in their wake. "Please, I'll give you anything," Gilgamesh pleads. Before his colony is fully destroyed, you switch inputs, drop your GameCube onto the table (by its handle) and load up Pikmin 2. "No more, no more," he begs, his eyes watering, hands shaking. You can't stop.

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0:00.0	I slept last night better than I have slept in so long and it was so good and then my alarm went off and I was like he got to go to thumbs and like I don't know.
0:21.0	No, we're going to no.
0:22.0	Oh, no. No. Get it up.
0:25.0	Pod spirit.
0:26.0	It's.
0:27.0	Have you read the latest Idleth Thums podcast description?
0:30.0	October 27th, 2016. This is Idleth, 286 I am Chris Remo. I'm
0:36.4	McBrecken. I'm Jake Rodkin and I can't believe you didn't introduce this as
0:39.6	idle thumbs 286. What a...
0:43.0	Why you specifically said 286.
0:46.0	I always say that and you always...
0:48.0	No, no, no, this time it's a computer.
0:50.0	Oh, I see.
0:52.0	I see. The idle thumbs 886. This time it's a computer.
0:56.0	Nick's eating the bottle pop.
0:59.0	Oh my God, it's eating the baby bottle pop.
1:01.0	Oh, no.
1:02.0	Oh, it's all sticky. Wow, you had like a gag reflex as soon as that started to enter your mouth.
1:06.4	Nick, you're supposed to lick the nipple, then dip it in the powder, then lick it again.
1:11.5	Where is the powder? I don't even see any powder.
1:14.0	You got to unscrew the bottle pop.
1:15.0	Oh, you got to, oh, you were just licking plastic.
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