Idle Thumbs 275: The Robot's Lips

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4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2016

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

The cockpit lid closes, the engines fire up, the atmosphere melts away, and the infinite vastness of space is laid before you. "VHERH THOO?" flap the disgustingly real rubber lips protruding from your cockpit dashboard. "STHOMWHER NICE I THOOPE." You know the lips are still learning, but this knowledge does not endear you to them. You zoom out to check the galactic map, enter a destination for yourself, and prepare for a long trip. "DTHID YOU KNOW" the lips started, "I KNOOW THREE DITHVERENT PLEPLE NAMMED SEAN MURRAY?" You violently claw at the cockpit lid, spring it open and are sucked into the void, barely missing a resplendent space whale that happened to be cruising by. You think there's something written on the side of the whale, but before you can read it, you die in space.

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0:37.0	It's August 11th, 2016.
0:39.0	This is Idle Thums 275.
0:42.0	I'm Chris Remo. I'm Nick Brecken. I'm James
0:44.6	Spafford and I'm Jake Rodkin. Nice. I yeah you guys weren't feeling very
0:49.1	energetic so that's true it's pretty early in the morning and we've been
0:52.4	waiting here for you for a while.
0:54.0	I was asleep, I slept and I'm I'm super here now.
1:00.0	Let's do this.
1:01.0	Everyone on the internet is talking about no man sky and I
1:06.3	haven't played it because it's not on PC I have never felt more like an outraged forum person than the waiting four days.
1:15.8	Yeah, no, it's true.
1:18.1	You want the computer version.
1:19.6	Well, I don't have a PS4.
1:21.1	So, I mean.
1:23.0	PC guy can't play No Man Sky.
1:26.0	Yeah.
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