Everything you're about to hear on this podblast is a lie.

I had this horrible dream, but I think we were also talking about research and development.

Yeah, so weird guys, I had this dream about recording a terrible podcast that included Dragon Age impressions and something about...

I think there were animals involved.

Weird, really? Man, you're fucked up. Yeah, anyway.

This is the Idle News Podless for August 1st, 2009.

And it is horrible. And I'm Chris Reimo.

I'm Nick Brecken.

I'm Jake Rock and I didn't know we'd be introducing ourselves.

Yeah, I don't know if we want our names on this episode.

They're coming again, so what's happening?

This, this, sometimes we record something that is so terrible

that it should never see the light of day.

And then we occasionally admit that on the podcast. And then everyone writes in on the forums and to reader mail and says that we really should release those episodes.

Right. From the vault. From the vault. So this one in fact maybe more than any of them should have stayed in the vault. Yes. Yeah and yet we're doing the opposite. It's the this is this is the first half of a,

oof.

An aborted attempt?

Yeah, I didn't want to say aborted.

It's, it was idle films 36 really really this one should have just not do yeah anyway

We hope there was a real podcast this week we don't't really know. Yeah, we just recorded this one, then threw it away thinking,

my God, this was terrible.

And then thinking, well, maybe secretly we think some of it's funny.

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