Idiots With Idioms & The Baby of the Week: Evan Gets Crowned

Evan & Tiki

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4.2 • 988 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

It’s Friday, which means the return of a fan-favorite segment: Idiots With Idioms. The crew unleashes a rapid-fire montage of butchered sayings, mangled phrases, and all-time verbal train wrecks from across WFAN and beyond. From “carp a mental enterprise” to “break open the apple cart,” no expression is safe. But that’s only half the chaos. With a quiet week for bad takes, a brand-new segment debuts: Who’s the Bigger Baby? Tiki steps in as judge, jury, and executioner to decide which co-host complained, sulked, or spiraled the most. This week’s verdict sparks a fiery showdown over MLB’s potential salary cap, owner spending, Steve Cohen, and whether player-friendly outrage qualifies as elite whining.

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0:00.0	It is a little after 1.30 on a Friday.
0:02.2	So what we do, it started as finding all the mistaken idioms on this show.
0:06.5	It has now become finding all the mistaken idioms all over WFN and the stratosphere.
0:11.4	So ladies and gentlemen, it is another edition, a Friday staple of idiots with idioms.
0:18.0	Hey, hey, you know what time it is?
0:21.3	It's idiots with idioms. Idiots with idioms. Idiots with idioms. Hey, hey, you know what time it is?
0:22.7	It's idiots with idioms.
0:23.7	Idiots with idioms.
0:24.8	Idiots with idioms.
0:27.7	Laugh till you split your sides.
0:29.2	Idiots with idioms.
0:30.7	I could always carpent.
0:32.5	How's the word said?
0:34.0	Carpentmentalize.
0:35.2	Carpimentalize.
0:36.6	Carpimentalize. I can always car pimentalize.
0:41.2	Because there was one thing that I got to admit, I got to admit. It kind of slipped through the goalie on me.
0:47.5	What?
0:48.1	Tag tammie. I don't think that was the actual word.
0:51.4	That's the term I used. That's the one you use.
0:53.5	They used, uh, uh, back, uh, I can't't remember. What's that thing called again? Rubbernecking. I cannot take a safety of two. And I know that sounds bullheaded. What? I've been around for a long time. My dad was involved. I'm not going to break open the apple cart.
1:14.7	What I give Aaron Judge credit for is he's being professional about it.
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