From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center,

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty, the Armstrong and Getty Show.

I'm going to say this out loud only to shame myself. I realize it's not interesting to you in any way.

I've gained a pound a month this year. I stay on track.

Shame. Shame. I stay on track by the year 2040. I will be 462 pounds.

Math checks out. Yeah, not going not going the right direction.

I wonder if it's because I eat everything I see.

I wonder if that plays a role. It could have certainly some role in that.

Oh, hey, so we're supposed to mention to the good folks that Michael on Fridays

prepares his fabulous throwback Armstrong and Getty one more thing podcast

where he features, you know, like classic moments of the show. Is that sort of the idea, Michael?

Yeah, I just kind of go through the archive and pick out something that's fun and interesting.

Excellent. That's nice. So check that out at armstronginggetty.com.

If you have a miss a chunk of the show, we make it available.

I'm strong and getting on demand. And sometimes we do big, cool interviews with interesting people.

Armstrong and Getty extra large. And we have one of those posted pretty recently.

Anyway, got a lot of good stuff to get to this hour, including reading verbatim,

not describing or characterizing or editorializing, reading from the curriculum

that's being taught to school kids about radical gender theory.

And we're talking pre K through third grade.

And it's entirely possible that crap's being taught to your kids in your school too.

We'll get to that eventually. Maybe after clips of the week, I can do this.

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