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Ida Ho in the Red State Gruming Festival. Wednesday is September 7. Dear Jay, I trust that

you saw the latest rollout of the Ida Ho-based Pride Gunnk. It turns out that the whole month

of June wasn't nearly enough for these people, and that is understandable because lust

has no breaks. While I appreciate your natural desire to keep your head down, I do know

that you have a wife, three kids, and a mortgage, and we are both aware of the kind of piranha

fest that would be likely to occur if you decided to leak the incriminating information you gathered,

and if it were traced back to you. It nevertheless seems to me that the time has come for you to

act on your convictions. I mean, golly. Some of Ida Ho's premier companies seem to have

been persuaded that giving all the bright colors of the Rainbow Crayola box to their graphic

design team can somehow hide the fact that they've become the kind of companies that need to crawl

back down the sewer pipe. I'm sure O'Keefe will be more than interested in what you've got. You and I

have talked about this a time or two at church, but let me go over the issues again. I mean, look at

the superhero design at the top of the link I included above. This is a concerted effort to lure

in the kids. These people have parked their festival down the street from the school offering to

show kids the puppies they have in their van. This is nothing but a red-state grooming festival.

The only thing that is different from the old-style molesters would be all the corporate logo

sponsors plastered all over the van, Zion's Bank, Micron, Wells Fargo, Blue Cross of Ida Ho,

Ida Ho's Central Credit Union, and of course, we must not leave out ascension, pull, and dance.

Now, it is not as though these companies are run by the lust monkeys. Most of the corporate dudes

have a different problem. We are all aware of the trope about a certain kind of businessman,

the kind who would sell his own grandmother if the margins were good. So these people would sell

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