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With coronavirus,

completely changing our way of life.

There have been many questions

that it has forced all of us to ask ourselves.

Like, if grocery store workers

and delivery people are essential workers,

then shouldn't they earn a living wage?

Should healthcare be tied to employment?

Is it okay to have a romantic relationship with your house plants?

But once we get out of this,

once this is all done

and we can finally leave the house

and do normal things like tongue kiss our Uber drivers,

there's going to be one question.

One question that people want an answer to more than anything.

Where in the hell did this disease come from?

Because before the virus shut down the world,

people were happy.

People were happy to accept the official explanation from China.

Which was that the virus

originated at a live animal market

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