No one in the fucking world wants to wear leggings that feature a bee crawling up your

couch.

Hi, I'm Madison Malone Kircher, and I'm Rachel Hampton, and you're listening to I Sue

I'm I.

In case you missed it, Slate's podcast about internet culture.

Rachel, did you see that Britney Spears is engaged?

I know, we're starting with good news, which I love in a door because we so rarely do

I saw the announcement and I just thought I'm so happy for her.

I really, I know there's been a lot of talk about parasocial relationships on the internet

in recent weeks, but I really am so happy for my close personal friend, Britney Spears.

We've been through some real things together over the decades.

I'm sure you're really gonna enjoy the wedding that you're definitely gonna be invited to.

You know who else is definitely going to be invited to this wedding, Octavia Spencer.

She was in the comments of this engagement announcement, being like, make sure you get

him to sign a prenup, which honestly, great advice.

We love that advice, like, yes.

Today on the show though, unfortunately we are not talking about Britney Spears' forthcoming

nuptials.

We are talking about women, lots of other women, getting into business, getting into trouble.

I'm talking of course about the big business that is multi-level marketing or MLMs, put

far too simply.

And MLM is when you sell stuff for a company and you make money both based on the amount

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