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Did you know that America is finally getting its first black president?

Although Washington football team formerly known as the Washington Redskins announcing

its new team president, he will be the league's first black president.

Jason Wright will lead the team's business ventures and operations and working with former

Panthers head coach Ron Rivera on building the team on the field.

Owner of the team says Wright's experience as a former player and his push for

inclusion will set new standards for that organization.

That's right. Washington has hired the first black president in NFL history,

which is fantastic.

But if they follow the same pattern as America, the team's next president is going to

kick all the Mexicans off the team and inject all the players with hydroxocloroquine.

I will say though, it really sucks to be a black person in America right now.

Because even if you do get off at a job, the first thing you have to think is, man,

how bad did these white people f*** up for them to need to hire me?

And best of luck, Jason Wright.

And I mean, best of luck.

Because football is the only sport right now that's trying to play with fans in the stands

and with no bubble during COVID.

So if the league shuts down, you know people are going to try blame him.

I'm just saying the league never shut down before when there was a white team president.

It can't be a coincidence.

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