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All across the country right now, as you know, states are trying their best to handle the

coronavirus, and they're doing it in different ways.

And New York is taking social distancing so seriously that Mayor Bill de Blasio has now

announced that he's going to start ripping down basketball hoops out of all the city

parks so that people don't want to go and play there.

Oh, and fun fact, de Blasio is the only mayor in America who has to bend down when he

roops out the hoops.

Oh!

So, that's what's happening in New York.

But other states are taking a different approach to keep themselves safe.

Hanging up a no-trespassing sign.

Flight of Florida and it will really cost you.

You're going to have to self-isolate for two weeks before you do anything else.

Hopefully that will be a deterrent for people if you're just simply trying to escape here

to avoid the restrictions that have been put in place in your own state.

That is probably not a good idea.

Meantime, both Alaska and Hawaii are now requiring mandatory 14-day quarantines for everyone entering

their states.

They say if you aren't able to comply with the quarantine, you will need to postpone

your trip.

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