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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

ICYMI - The Best of Jordan Klepper in Quarantine

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Daily News, Comedy, News

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2020

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Jordan Klepper talks to a professional doomsday prepper, gets feedback from a counter-protesting health care worker and learns how to beef up during the pandemic. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.7

BOW!

0:03.7

I should be out fingering the pulse.

0:13.4

Instead I'm in focus on surviving and thriving in my one bedroom apartment.

0:19.2

But while I'm sheltered in place like a boss, am I prepared for things like tomorrow

0:23.6

or God forbid next week?

0:26.4

Luckily I found a place that's entirely focused on preparation.

0:31.0

Fortitude Ranch.

0:32.6

It's a prepper paradise with everything from self-sufficient farming to solar-powered

0:37.4

luxury bunkers and weaponized gazeboes that are there to stop marauders.

0:42.9

I reached out to operator Steven Renee to learn more.

0:46.3

A-

0:48.8

Uh, Steven, how are you?

0:50.6

I'm doing great things.

0:51.8

I'm not super big on prep.

0:54.8

I gotta be honest, I don't think about getting a dinner reservation till morning

0:58.2

of.

0:59.2

And then it's a pain of the ass.

1:00.2

Luckily I know some people have been at a tavern, so I'm usually okay.

1:04.1

Walk me through this preparation.

1:05.8

Can you show me what you got?

1:07.7

Sure, let me show you some of the facilities, Jordan.

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