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The coronavirus pandemic, the reason you got a fake ID saying that you're 65.

For weeks, the big fear has been about the dangerous variants of the virus from the UK and South Africa

that are now spreading around the globe.

But now, the United States is getting some mutations of its own.

This morning, growing concerns about variants of the coronavirus.

The New York Times reports doctors have now found seven variants of the virus that originated in the US,

spotlighting the urgent need for better tracking of cases and mutations.

All of these variants had the same exact mutation.

Now, that could just be coincidence, but some researchers are worried that could this mean that the virus is getting smarter and adapting.

That's right, people. There are now variants of the coronavirus that were made in the United States,

which means these new coronas don't even believe in corona.

And what's depressing to realize is that throughout the pandemic, the virus has been getting smarter and smarter.

While us humans only seem to be getting less brain-good-good-er.

Let's bring- let's good-brained.

Let's be honest.

This is kind of our fault, people.

We as humans, let this virus spread so easily that we gave it lots of chances to mutate and evolve.

You know, it's like what happened with alternative milks.

We let soy milks lie, then almond milk, then oat milk, and now,

we're like two months away from the barista asking us if we want fish milk.

And yeah, I do want some fish milk, please.

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