ICYMI - Jon Stewart on Confederate Statue Removal, the Coronavirus Pandemic & "Irresistible"
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 July 2020
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.5 | Now. |
| 0:03.5 | Where are you writing? |
| 0:06.0 | Like, what is this? |
| 0:07.0 | What is this room behind you? |
| 0:08.1 | I'm in my attic. |
| 0:09.4 | Yes. |
| 0:10.4 | In the room, when my children were younger, this was their playroom. |
| 0:15.1 | And so they did a lot of doodling where their cousins did, because this is where they would |
| 0:19.5 | come up with their cousins. |
| 0:20.9 | And then they grew up and decided, you know what? |
| 0:24.4 | I'm just going to stay in my room. |
| 0:26.7 | Quarantine or no quarantine. |
| 0:29.8 | And you're going to go up into the attic. |
| 0:31.4 | So that's what we've done. |
| 0:32.4 | It's funny, because like it's beautiful now that I know it was your kids who did that. |
| 0:36.7 | But it almost looks like the same graffiti that's on like the Confederate monuments around |
| 0:40.7 | America. |
| 0:41.7 | It looks like you let people practice the graffiti at your house before they go to the monuments |
| 0:46.0 | so they can get it right. |
| 0:47.6 | And Tifa has infiltrated my attic. |
| 0:50.3 | There's a problem here. |
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