You're listening to Comedy Central.

BAM!

After four nights of watching the Republican National Convention,

I'd honestly prefer to go live in whatever alternate timeline therein.

We've built our wall piece in the Middle East.

You have the ability to choose your life and determine your destiny!

I mean, who doesn't want that?

So, I sat down with 19-year-old R&C delegate Michael Albrecht

to see what it takes to bind to this Republican dream world.

You're a magnitude.

Where are your wraparound, Oakley sunglasses, and the testicles hanging off the back of your truck?

Are you even allowed to be a Republican and wear transparent frames?

I know there's a lot of stereotypes, especially within the Republican Party of what a Republican looks like.

I definitely don't fit that mold.

How did you get into this?

Were you rebelling against Democratic parents?

Or was there someone who pointed a gun at you?

I don't know what's going on outside of the frame.

So, blink twice if you need help.

So, what?

You blinked, oh my God!

Are you okay?

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