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🗓️ 11 January 2021
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Barack Obama talks about his memoir "A Promised Land," discusses the goals of his many leadership programs around the world and gives his take on the Black Lives Matter movement.
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:02.7 | Now! |
0:04.9 | Are you gonna fill a bust of me? |
0:06.3 | Or like, because I don't have all the time. |
0:07.9 | You want me to be very good at like- |
0:09.0 | So is this like a roundabout way of saying you just want me to give short pithy answer? |
0:13.2 | No, I don't want short questions. |
0:14.1 | You want me to speed up? You want me to talk faster? |
0:16.1 | No, no, no, no. Please, Mr. President. |
0:18.2 | I will not purposely fill a buster, but sometimes I will have a pause |
0:23.5 | as I'm formulating my thoughts, as you well know. |
0:26.7 | Michelle has been speeding up my audio book. |
0:33.5 | So, you know, I guess you can press a button so it plays like one at a time. |
0:36.7 | Yeah, you're like 1.25 or 1.5, yeah. |
0:38.7 | Yeah, wait. |
0:39.7 | Yeah, you were a 1.5 guy. |
0:40.7 | Yeah. |
0:41.7 | You're definitely a 1.5 guy. |
0:42.7 | I was a little offended by that, but that's okay. |
0:44.7 | That's fine. |
0:45.7 | It doesn't communicate the depth of feeling with which I'm doing the reading, but that's okay. |
0:53.7 | How do you like being referred to, like just as a human being? |
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