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Hello, the internet, and welcome to this spin-off episode of Dernelie Zeitgeist, which we're calling the iconograph.

Instead of looking at the Zykeyes through current events on Monday mornings, we're looking at the Zyke through the powerful, pop cultural whore cruxes that are our icons.

Icons.

We use these figures to create meaning.

Meaning.

To build identity.

To learn the coolest looking way to die while playing sports.

Oh, fuck yeah.

To learn how to get girls when you are built like a coat rack with an Adams apple.

To learn the valuable lesson that sometimes selling out is okay.

And sometimes it sucks shit.

That's right.

This week we're talking about Tony Hawk, a combination of Michael Jordan,

Evil Caneval, and Johnny Appleseed. I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray.

Wow. Johnny Appleseed, that's his fucking thrilled. Okay, I'm ready. I mean, yeah, I don't know.

I mean, I know, again, I know enough about Tony Hawk to know who Tony Hawk is,

but that's what I love about these episodes is I go, right, right.

There's a lot more going on.

I think we got to add Johnny Apple feed.

I just added that comparison right now on the top of my head because he was like a bit of an ambassador but I don't know why I pronounced it like that. He also asked. He wore a pan on his hat. Yeah, he wore a pan backwards on his head. I think we got to add Johnny Appleseed to the list of icons we're going to cover because that is such baffling. Isn't that so Christian though? Isn't

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