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Hello, the internet, and welcome to this spin-off episode of Dirtyly Zykeyes, which

we're calling the iconograph.

Instead of looking at the Zykeyes through current events on Monday mornings, we're looking

at the Zykeyes through the powerful pop culture horrocks that are our icon.

We use these icons to create meaning, to build identity, to find the perfect way to

end the phrase, no shit, to learn that sometimes the hat has the flap in the front,

sometimes it has the flap in the back, Sometimes it has the flap in the back.

But it takes a real genius to be like, hey, porceno los dos.

Hey, baby.

The flap in the front and the back.

That's right.

We're talking about Sherlock Holmes, with apologies to Captain America, the first superhero.

And still to this day, probably the most iconic.

I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray. Oh, boy, Sherlock Holmes. I love it. For whatever reason,

my strongest depiction idea of Sherlock Holmes is a Basset Hound. He's got Basset Hound. You know what I mean?

Because I feel like there was a picture of a Basset hound dressed in Sherlock Holmes that I've never shaken from my brain. This is like, feels like a poster I would have saw a doctor's office. It's McGruff, right? Isn't that, is it Mcruff a fucking facet hound? Oh, yeah. It wasn't Mcruff rocking? Wasn't there a McGruff with a Sherlock hat, though? A deer stalker, I think.

Yeah, I think McGruff did wear a deer stalker.

Yeah. Ooh. Which a bassetound can stalk some deers. Maybe not. It all works out. Maybe this is my Barrenstein Bears or something. Is it worse to know deer stalker or know that a fedora is really a trilby? It's the same energy. I understand it's the same energy, but what's worse? I think Deerstalker or know that a fedora is really a trillby. It's the same energy.

I understand it's the same energy, but with worse.

I think Deerstalker, I think that's all right.

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