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🗓️ 19 September 2022
⏱️ 80 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome, welcome to armchair expert. I'm Dan Shepard. I'm joined by Mrs. Mouse. |
0:05.6 | Hi, I was a mouse today. You just did a really mousey thing like seconds ago. |
0:09.7 | Rob got us those crazy bagels. Yummy, courage bagel, shout out. |
0:13.6 | I opened up mine. |
0:14.9 | I do remember there are two halves, and one of the halves I had already eaten half of, |
0:20.7 | ironically, one quarter of the bagel. |
0:22.6 | But when I open it up, there was a, |
0:24.2 | you couldn't call it more than a point one bite |
0:26.2 | out of the other previously virgin side of the bagel. |
0:30.7 | And it was a mouse. It was a mouse. You got confused on who's who's. You took the fakest bite ever out of it. |
0:38.6 | No, it was a real big bite. That was the tiniest bite ever. Really look like a mouse bite and then how did you |
0:45.2 | put it together that it wasn't yours when I opened it I was like huh this is |
0:50.6 | missing half. |
0:53.0 | This is three quarters of a bagel. |
0:54.5 | Rob must have eaten half. |
0:56.5 | Oh, because he's a rascal? |
0:57.8 | Well, no, I just thought, oh, some of it. |
0:59.9 | Rob decided to split this between me and him |
1:02.8 | and he ate half of his half. |
1:04.4 | Yeah, okay. |
1:05.3 | Okay. |
1:06.2 | So I took a bite of my half and then I thought, |
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