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Oh my God.

I had all these like thought starters written down for like our, our, uh, our conversation today. Now I'm just like, Code Brown takes over everything.

Code Brown. Yes, Archie had explosive diarrhea all over the living room. It's fine. I'm fine. Did he get into something?

Do he eat something? Or is it just like a? I think my dad gave him like some cheese and some snacks.

And I should have called him and made him come clean it up. I'm just kidding. But no, it was, he's such a good puppy that like it's's fine. Like, this never happens. He's getting high trained so well. I'm more just like, oh, are you okay, buddy? But everything is good. The last time I was late to recording with you, I literally forgot that we were recording. I, like, forgot that we had a guest. So this is so unlike me, but here we are. It's all good.

We're good, honey. First day back at work and I'm just like a fucking disaster.

Wait, so did you have to work at your new job today? Yes. Today was the first day of class.

We had lecture today, three hour lecture that I'm co-lecturing. And luckily, I didn't have to do too much today because the head instructor kind of just wants me to observe the first few weeks

and see her style of lecturing. And then in like week four and five, I'm going to take over.

I'm going to be lecturing for like 30 hours. So like what are you going to be

lecturing on? Like what's going to be your thing? You know, it's so funny to you because during

class today she kept on like referring to me as Dr. Camaro. Dr. Camardo sitting over there. Dr.

Camardo, what do you think? And every time I was like, who is like, who? And I was like, oh, fuck, that's me. Dr. Marto, what do you think? And every time I was like, who is she? Like, who? And I was like,

oh, fuck, that's me. I was, oh, Dr. Camardo. I was like, oh, me. Okay. Yeah, I guess I need to say things. What are you going to go by, Dr. Camardo or Professor Jack? I like Dr. C, to be honest. I think Dr. C.

Oh, that's cute.

Do you like Dr. C?

I like Dr. C.

And then my clinical group usually just calls me Jackie. Like my closer clinical group, they just call me Jackie. But in the bigger lecture, it's just Dr. C. Okay, so I'm teaching two classes. Okay. We'll give like a quick little like career update. Now that I'm back in

healthcare, it's like, hey guys, I've been gone for like six months. Nice to join you back in

the healthcare world. So I am full-time faculty at UIC University of Illinois at Chicago.

It's a super competitive nursing program. So the students are brilliant

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