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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Ice Cream Shop In the Winter

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.94.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2017

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes ladies and gentlemen to this moment in time known as Spontaneanation! This week, Pauls special guest is actress Shannon Woodward of HBOs Westworld! They chat about what was the most embarrassed Shannon has ever been, the early days of competing for dial-up internet access, and the wastefulness of dirt. Paul is then joined by Sarah Burns, Nyima Funk, and Rebecca Delgado Smith, to improvise a story set in an Ice Cream Shop in the Winter. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano! 
New York! There are still tickets left to see Spontaneation Live at The Bell House in Brooklyn! November 12, 10pm: bit.ly/SPONTHOUSE1710PM
If youd like to provide a location for the improv on a future episode, follow @Spontaneanation on Twitter so you won/t miss the prompt!
This episode is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club (www.dollarshaveclub.com/PFT), Leesa.com (www.leesa.com code: PFT), and Blue Apron (www.blueapron.com/PFT).
 

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0:00.0

Oh, welcome.

0:06.0

Yeah, I threw some sauce on it.

0:09.6

Welcome, uh, welcome, right?

0:13.9

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this, this moment in time.

0:24.2

Folks, did you know that life is made up of moments?

0:29.9

I'll let you pick the top of your skull up off the floor.

0:36.3

You know, it was John Lennon who said,

0:41.8

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

0:46.2

Hmm.

0:47.6

So true.

0:50.0

Think about that.

0:52.1

You're making plans that involve things other than life.

0:56.1

You're making death plans.

0:59.2

You're like, oh, I think I want to lie in a hole until my body is completely eaten by worms and moles who have made a mistake.

1:19.1

Did you ever see that mole?

1:23.5

I think it's called a golden mole.

1:28.4

This guy, he comes out at nighttime, because he's blind as a mole.

1:33.9

I don't even know if he has eyeballs.

1:38.4

But he comes out, he's got great hearing, great hearing.

1:44.2

And he eats bugs.

1:48.0

What kind of life is that?

1:50.3

I'm not trying to tell

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