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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Ice Cream Parlor

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.94.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2017

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes everyone in these unwelcome times back to Spontaneanation! This week, Pauls special guest and SOLE improvisor is Spontaneanation's good friend Craig Cackowski! They chat about what rating Craigs kitchen would receive if a health inspector were to enter his home, Craig's unexpected responsibilities as a bartender at a mall deli, and the lovely compliment paid to him by his dentist. They then improvise a story set in an Ice Cream Parlor. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
This episode is brought to you by Crashing on HBO.
 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome. Welcome, friends.

0:07.0

Welcome to you all.

0:10.0

These are unwelcome times and they need more welcoming.

0:16.0

What if we all welcomed each other?

0:19.0

Yeah, all the time.

0:22.9

I'm saying, what if society was crazy?

0:26.0

And all anyone did was welcome people to places they already were.

0:30.8

What if you wake up in the morning, you turn to your spouse, and you say, welcome?

0:36.3

Instead of good morning, or i dreamed you made me mad the traditional

0:45.6

greeting i had a dream where you did something that i did not like and now you are responsible

0:53.1

for that in the waking world.

0:56.5

Yes, Morpheus, you have built this transgression.

1:03.7

And I bow to you.

1:05.8

Whatever happens in dreams, outranked, real life, always.

1:10.5

I had a dream you could fly and I couldn't.

1:13.3

How dare you?

1:15.8

You can see how that would tear a couple apart though.

1:19.6

If one person had the power of flight and the other didn't.

1:23.6

And even if you tried not to use the power of flight around your partner,

1:30.5

like you try to, you know, you try not to bring it up all the time.

1:34.2

Like you say, okay, here's a deal.

1:36.0

I'll never fly in front of you.

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