4.8 • 675 Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2022
⏱️ 36 minutes
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"Something is afoot at The Moon Under Water. Landlord John has returned to an absolute crime scene: Robin is nowhere to be seen, all the pint glasses have been chipped, the beer mats have been thrown across the floor, and worst of all... every single packet of pickled onion crisps has been stolen!"
Fear not listener, for that was all a piece of fiction; The Moon Under Water is totally fine. You're probably thinking "That's the worst piece of fiction I've ever read" and yes, you may be right. But thankfully someone is about to arrive in the Correct Realm who could teach us a thing or two about fiction. He's one of the most celebrated authors to ever grace these lands, and it's someone that we've wanted to visit The Moon Under Water for some time now. He's possibly the greatest Pubsman of all time, it's none other than Sir Ian Rankin!
Ian is the man behind Detective Inspector Rebus, and his books have gone on to be worldwide bestsellers for the last 30 years. And one thing that any fan of Rebus will know is that he gets to visit some incredible pubs, with almost all of them being inspired by pubs that Ian has frequented himself. As a resident of Edinburgh Ian is surrounded by some of the greatest pubs on Earth, and like Landlord John and Robin he sees them as sacred places. We are so excited for him to join us, and we can't wait to hear what his dream pub will be like.
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0:00.0 | Oh, glimpse me in the noon light. |
0:10.0 | Glimps me in the orchard boughs. |
0:14.0 | Glimps me at the pining hour, glass in hand, stooping to catch the lamplight in the mirror there. |
0:24.2 | Glimps me amongst all this, the chatter and the sudden silence, the smiles reflecting |
0:31.0 | endlessly in the moon underwater. |
1:07.0 | Music underwater. Robin, have you been out in the streets this eve. |
1:08.5 | Yes, I always am. |
1:13.1 | Did you see the shadows flickering around in the alleyways and the ginnles? |
1:19.7 | The shadows, the shadow of the wind, yeah. Well, it's a very shadowy night in the correct realm this evening and I noticed an awful lot of suspicion in the guttering is the only way I can really describe it. |
1:26.7 | The closest were filled with shadows. |
1:29.3 | Yeah, and the shadows were very close themselves. |
1:32.6 | Yeah, to each other. |
1:33.9 | But I can sort of sense in the darkness, |
1:36.8 | sort of almost a purer darkness flickering amongst those shadows |
1:41.5 | and revealing themselves at the door of the moon underwater. |
1:45.6 | Yeah, yeah. |
1:46.5 | And I'm pretty sure it's this week's guest. |
1:49.2 | It might be. |
1:50.1 | So I'll undo the slattern bolts and the various heaving mechanisms to welcome in. |
1:59.0 | Celebrated author, Ian Rankin. |
2:02.0 | Welcome, Ian. |
2:03.2 | And everybody's now disappointed thinking |
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