4.6 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 June 2024
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Comedian, podcaster, and author (T-Shirt Swim Club: Stories from Being Fat in a World of Thin People) stops by as Jason explains why a Florida man was forced to pay to get his tortoise back, Daniel describes a naked car crash turned into an arrest, and Randy warns against hiding in a chest of drawers to evade police, and so much more!
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0:00.0 | Dan and Jay will share tales of folks so unaware they lack in ways and sometimes shoes the |
0:09.7 | life they choose will make the news breaking down each epic failed in Florida. There's half-price |
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0:17.7 | You didn't make this up. |
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0:27.0 | When the music gets the funny hits, we are going to take you down. |
0:32.0 | Stick around, make a sound, hunger down, eat take you down. Stick around. Make a sound bunker down East Stump People Town. |
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1:00.3 | hey town he's welcome to another episode of dumb people town population you |
1:05.5 | Population Carmel the cliffs and ocean of Ian Carmel like they should give you the key to that city. |
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