It's a regular day in the peaceful town of Beatropolis, when suddenly,

Roxilla attacks!

The terrifyingly voluptuous villain slurps from his fearsome keg,

filled with lagers so potent it allows him to breathe flame. Buildings are... K In from the sky comes Mecca Mofo.

Alongside his Krusty Grog dog, Mofo clashes with the beast.

His custom beer cat breathing apparatus renders him immune to Groggsila's mighty inferno.

It looks like the day is saying. But wait, what's this?

Oh no, Grozilla hasn't given up. His blood alcohol level renders and fearless and powerful.

Buildings crumble as the here as the the

class in the middle of the Autropolis.

The city holds its run.

Who will be victorious?

That's up to you.

Purchase the shirt of the beast to show your support for his chaotic cause or indulge in a mega-mopote

and side with a righteous robot. But be quick, this standoff will surely not last for longer than seven days.

Tune in to the next episode of Cold Ones

to see how this terrible tale terminates.

Wow, what a great animation for our new merch.

The Mecca of Mofo and Groxilla T-shirt a competition a Battle of the God you would say who will win please me

Don't let him win he wins at everything he's got more subs more money

Better life just let me have this for once, please.

Covering your logo with your hair.

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