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Hello, my sweet and trembling globules of sentient habituation.

It is I, D. Trussell, and you were listening to the Douga Trussell Family Hour podcast.

This is like kind of a live intro because I've invited Instagram live people in to the brutal, excruciating, embarrassing, and awkward process of trying to create an intro to an episode.

And I had to do it. I needed some kind of fuel. I needed something to push me over the edge because I just

had a pretty brutal experience in Target and I got the creeps. I don't know how many of you out there

have ever made the vile, satanic decision of eating marijuana before going into a target, but it would

be better for you to pour gasoline all over your body before going to a target, but it would be better for you to pour gasoline all over your

body before going to a fireworks display. It's a bad place target, is a bad place. No offense,

target. This is my own personal opinion, not to defame your establishment or anything,

but I would far rather wander through some dark forest and find

myself standing inside of a cursed church with people in goats masks, having sex on a blood-soaked

fucking altar, then walk into a goddamn target after having eaten a sizable dose of chiba chew style edible marijuana i am not sponsored

by chiba choose because for whatever reason somebody at the target corporate office made the decision

that they weren't going to play music at target and it's not like i need music or i'm like oh god

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