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today. Hello my sweet and trembling globules of

sentient habituation. It is ID Trussell and you're listening to the Duket Trussell Family

Hour podcast. This is like kind of a live intro because I've invited Instagram live people

in to the brutal, excruciating, embarrassing and awkward process of trying to create an intro

to an episode. And I had to do it. I needed some kind of fuel. I needed something to push me over

the edge because I just had a pretty brutal experience in target and I got the creeps. I don't

know how many of you out there have ever made the vile, satanic decision of eating marijuana before

going into a target. But it would be better for you to pour gasoline all over your body before

going to a fireworks display. It's a bad place target. It's a bad place. No offense target. This is

my own personal opinion, not to defame your establishment or anything. But I would far rather wander

through some dark forest and find myself standing inside of a cursed church with people in goats,

masks, having sex on a blood soaked fucking altar, then walk into a goddamn target after having

eaten a sizable dose of Chiba Choo style edible marijuana. I am not sponsored by Chiba Choo's.

Because for whatever reason, somebody at the target corporate office made the decision that

they weren't going to play music at target. And it's not like I need music or I'm like, oh god,

there should be music everywhere. But you need something to drown out the anxiety size of the

people wandering through target, the squeaking of the fucking carts and the size and the bleeps and

the bloops of cash registers. And just a general sense of unease like somebody just gave birth to

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