Welcome to Improper Humans with Matt Besser, that's me, this is Improper Humans, we are going

to improvise with three other humans today, offer suggestions, give me to me on Twitter

at Matt Besser, we'll be discussing those words, thinking of stories, and then spinning

those into how many goals, ladies and gentlemen, I have the best improvisers in the universe

right here. First off, Sean Conroy. Hello Matt. Answer this honestly, think about it

before you just. I'm never honest, but okay. Really? Yeah. Always sarcastic. Yeah. If

improv, we're cancerous, like cigarettes, and let's say every five minutes of improv

is equal to a cigarette, let's say. Right. No, no, no, I'm going to say a half hours

equal to a pack. Okay. Okay. Oh, hour. So a show is a pack. My mind is going to make

it realistic. I'm trying to make it make sense. I'm doing so many equations in my head.

Okay, this is it. An hour show is equal to a pack of cigarettes. Would you be dead by

now? Yes. Would you keep improvising? Would you slow down? No, I absolutely would. And

I understand where smokers come from because improv is what makes me happy. So there's

not a lot of things in life where I'm like, I feel good right now, but that's one of

probably three things. We say, yes, you mean you keep doing it? Yes. Yeah. I would kill

myself with improv. Wow. Would you slow down? Would you only do it once a week? No. Really?

Yeah. Wow. There's so few times that I achieve that state of, of course. I agree with you.

I would keep doing it as much as possible. In fact, I don't even do it more than I do

right now if I could. What? Just to kill yourself? No, no, no, I'm saying if I could do it

more than I do now and sustain it as a way to make a living. And of course, improv is never

a way to make a living unless you're Ryan Styles, but crazy. If I could do it more, I would.

What a fucking Ryan Styles is rolling in it, man. That improv. I know that he's dying, though.

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