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Grownups Read Things They Wrote as Kids

"I would totally date you if I wasn't you" (Saskatoon)

Grownups Read Things They Wrote as Kids

Dan Misener

Kids, Grown Up, Society & Culture, Grown Ups Read Things They Wrote, Grown Ups, Journals, Juvenilia, Performing Arts, Children, Young, K-12, Society & Culture/personal Journals, Cbc Radio, Education/k-12, Education, Diary, Adults Read Things They Wrote As Kids, Things, Grownups, Cbc, Stuff, Read, Kids & Family, Gurttwak, Grttwak, Grown-ups, Comedy, Personal Journals, Adults, Diaries, Arts, Arts/performing Arts

4.7653 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2016

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Barry gets a "hard-on" during The Ed Sullivan Show, Katherine weighs the pros and cons of losing her virginity, Danica files a report about the new trend of karaoke, and much more. Recorded live at The Refinery in Saskatoon, SK.

Transcript

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0:00.0

When Courtney was six, she hadn't yet learned about punctuation, so her journal was one long run-on sentence.

0:07.9

Last night I went to my brother's hockey game and came home and had a glass of milk and went to bed and my mom was shooping.

0:13.1

So she came home and I called my mom and told my mom that I was thirsty.

0:16.3

So she got me a glass of water and I went back to bed.

0:18.6

This morning I got up and my mom washed my hair. I like magic.

0:21.6

That's Courtney, reading some of the first grade diary and this...

0:33.6

This is grown-ups read things they wrote as kids. Hello, it's nice to see you.

0:41.6

My name is Dan Meisner, who here is vaguely familiar with the concept behind grown-ups read things they wrote as kids.

0:49.4

Do you kind of know what's going on?

0:50.6

Okay.

0:51.5

This is a show where we go back in time to remember the good, the bad,

0:56.0

and this week in particular, the bitter sweet parts of growing up. This time recorded live in

1:01.4

Saskatoon, we have the pros and cons of losing your virginity, a report on the growing trend of

1:07.9

karaoke, and an erection during the Ed Sullivan show.

1:12.6

This stuff is weird, it is wonderful, and when life feels like one long run-on sentence,

1:18.3

this stuff is a great reminder to pause, take a breath, and reflect.

1:23.2

So think about who you were when you were a kid and stick around.

1:41.9

A minute ago, we heard from Courtney, whose grade one journal was mostly one long run-on sentence.

1:46.3

And as it turns out, punctuation was not Courtney's only challenge.

1:52.4

As you'll hear, her journal entries were also filled with spelling mistakes and non-sequiters.

1:58.8

Plus, it seems she had a bit of trouble figuring out exactly where one journal entry should stop and the next one should begin.

2:01.7

Live on stage in Saskatoon, here's Courtney.

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