I Would Not Sign-Up for a Celebrity Roast
Armstrong & Getty One More Thing
Armstrong & Getty
4.8 • 816 Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 15 minutes
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Summary
First, a follow-up from the show regarding Winnie the Pooh quotes. Next, Comedian Shane Gillis has been a part of a national conversation about the jokes he used at The Netflix Kevin Hart Roast--what's all the hoopla?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.0 | I would not sign up for a celebrity roast. |
| 0:06.7 | It's one more thing. |
| 0:08.4 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:09.9 | One more thing. |
| 0:12.5 | Oh, heck, looks like we're canceling the roast, Michael. |
| 0:15.8 | That sucked. |
| 0:16.6 | We're going to do a surprise roast. |
| 0:18.1 | We got a couple of clips from the roast of Kevin Hart that aired somewhere, Netflix or someplace the other day. |
| 0:25.7 | But before we get to that, Joe had such a great quote for us during the show today. |
| 0:32.0 | I wanted to get a framed poster of it. |
| 0:35.3 | Yeah, it's Winnie the Pooh and Pig piglet having a conversation winnie uh the pooh |
| 0:41.1 | as he's known said what day is it asked poo it's today squeaked piglet my favorite day said |
| 0:49.6 | poo which is the sort of sweet simplicity that made the Winnie the Pooh cartoons so wonderful and |
| 0:56.0 | it's a beautiful thought and I thought that was so fantastic just you know focusing on |
| 1:01.1 | life one day at a time sort of vibe that I went on chat GPD and so where can I where can |
| 1:07.0 | I find a poster of this and there's a to get framed and everything there's a lot of really high quality posters of it. But Chet, GBT, pointed out, by the way, worth telling you that Milne, the guy who wrote Winnie the Pooh, he never wrote this. That was never in any Winnie the Pooh, anything ever. Somehow it just caught on and became popular, and people repeated all the time and there are t-shirts and |
| 1:27.5 | posters but it's not actually from winnie the pooh which kind of took the fun out of it for me |
| 1:33.4 | i mean i like the sentiment but i'm not going to have a winnie the pooh thing framed on my wall |
| 1:38.4 | that is made up it'd be like a really great quote and you got a picture lincoln on the wall and the |
| 1:43.2 | quote next one right lincoln never said that but he could have I've actually run into that lately um nice people |
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