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🗓️ 9 February 2021
⏱️ 73 minutes
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This week, Cat & Pat answer some aural letters for help from listeners, covering everything from "drivers license" to the embarrassment of having a podcast to house plants.
Seek Treatment is executive produced by Catherine Cohen, Pat Regan, and Allison Bresnick.
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0:00.0 | Hey bitch, what is your whole deal? Hey bitch, just tell us how you feel you wish |
0:11.0 | For a sign from above, well here's a podcast about voice x fucking dating and love, seek treatment |
0:18.0 | If you're boring as fuck, seek treatment, if you're unlucky and love, seek treatment |
0:25.0 | If you just can't seek a hint, we'll seek treatment |
0:32.0 | One, two, three, hey it's kittycatcapacchino.com |
0:38.0 | That's Pat, or you can dot-net, dot-net |
0:41.0 | I have a few things to say, one, I just got throat fuck to hell and so my voice is like |
0:47.0 | You know why? You know why? I can't talk about what happened but something happened Monday night that made it one of the worst days of my entire life and I've entered into |
1:00.0 | Do I know of it? No, I haven't told you |
1:03.0 | No one's dead so it's fine but I'll tell you later but I have followed into an incredibly deep depression |
1:10.0 | I was the performance I gave on the street, it was the guy where people in New York are like are you okay? |
1:17.0 | I was crying on the street, I was sitting on curbs, I was like in so-ho screaming into my phone and then like |
1:22.0 | This girl was like do you need help, do you need me to call someone? I'm on the phone |
1:26.0 | Oh my god, was Brian with you? No, I was alone, it was absolutely |
1:30.0 | That's better because we're gonna shake up us together and one of the things upset |
1:34.0 | It's hard for ever you want it |
1:36.0 | I always great, you know the good thing is when I got I was walking to meet some friends who I really felt safe and comfortable with for martinis |
1:46.0 | and so I was able to kind of have them melt down, blast my ass with three martinis pass out |
1:51.0 | Did you know I have never had a martini and now I never will all on the side |
1:55.0 | Unless I relapse with a shhh shhh I'm doing right now, I want the fan film relapsing live on air as a stunt |
2:03.0 | I'm a real awesome one on air |
2:06.0 | I don't think you would like them so it's okay |
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