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🗓️ 29 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | I'd been working night security on the lot long enough to know that the job only worked if nothing happened. |
| 0:08.0 | That was the point of it. |
| 0:11.0 | Repetition. |
| 0:12.0 | You walked the same routes, check the same doors, log the same confirmations, until the motions stopped requiring thought. |
| 0:20.0 | The nights where you started thinking were the |
| 0:23.2 | nights who missed something. The site itself was massive. Warehouses, office blocks, loading bays, |
| 0:32.1 | service corridors stitched together with access roads and fencing. During the day, it was loud and chaotic. At night, |
| 0:41.3 | it emptied out so completely it felt abandoned. Most shifts were automated, sensors reporting |
| 0:49.0 | back to a central system, cameras cycling, logs filling themselves in. I was pretty much paid to watch Netflix all year, because nothing ever went wrong. |
| 1:00.0 | Christmas Eve was the exception. |
| 1:05.0 | Early closures meant that all the building's operations had to be shut down. |
| 1:11.4 | Temporary overrides had to be applied and removed manually. |
| 1:15.5 | Systems that normally talked to each other got staggered or isolated. |
| 1:20.5 | For one night a year, the site stopped being able to rely on automation alone. |
| 1:27.1 | So, on this one day of the year, the job changed. |
| 1:33.6 | Instead of monitoring, I had to be present, physically verify locks, reset zones by hand, |
| 1:40.6 | confirm lighting, power routing, access points, All of it untight specific timings. |
| 1:48.0 | It wasn't dangerous, just precise. |
| 1:52.0 | Work where being five minutes late mattered more than being absent. |
| 1:57.0 | There was a failsafe for nights like that, a full-site reset unit locked away in the central security hub. |
| 2:03.6 | I'd been shown it during training years ago, back when I still had a supervisor walking me through procedures, |
| 2:10.6 | designed for what the manual called, full-sight instability. |
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