“I WORK AT AN AUSTRIAN HOMELESS SHELTER"

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

A caller from Austria talks about life working at a homeless shelter along with his personal dreams and stuff like that. Later a caller makes new friends by running pinball tournaments and a final caller attempts to tell me what New England is. I need to do laundry. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:01.0	Hi.
0:02.0	Hi, what is your name?
0:03.0	My name's Eric.
0:04.0	Eric.
0:05.0	Where are you calling from, Eric?
0:06.0	I see a bizarre area code.
0:08.0	Yeah, I'm calling from Austria.
0:12.0	Austria. Austria is kind of like, it's kind of like a low-key Germany, right?
0:18.0	Because Germany became high-key because they did all that World War II stuff and Austria is still a little
0:24.7	Germany-ish but it's not as high-key because they didn't do that. Is that true? Is that
0:29.4	am I talking crazy? Kind of, but Hitler was actually Austrian, so we kind of... Really? Yeah. Yeah.
0:37.0	Wait, Hitler was Austrian? Yeah. I thought his... but his whole thing was like Germany is going to take over the world and like German supremacy
0:46.6	so why would he go from Austria to Germany and then be like yeah Germans rock and then was not was did one guy
0:55.9	Not be like hey I thought aren't you you're not even German
0:59.9	When he was young he tried to be an artist and he failed at the University of Vienna I think and then he went to Germany to, yeah, got into politics.
1:09.0	He took over Austria too, like Austria back then was a part of Germany, I think, so, you know.
1:16.4	Okay, I'm on Wikipedia. Adolf Hitler was an Austrian-born German politician.
1:25.0	Okay, that makes sense.
1:26.0	Germany, okay, look, be honest with me here about this and tell me,
1:30.0	are Germany and Austria kind of the same thing?
1:35.0	I guess for the rest of the world kind of but here we definitely see some differences like yeah
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