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Okay. Welcome back to Creepcast.

Today we are reading a story called I work at a half-priced voodoo store.

From what I've been told, it seems like this is in, not an exact parallel,

but it's something that,

if you're a fan of Tales from the Gas Station,

this is something that might skew towards your liking.

I don't know if it's as comical or as, you know,

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