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The Daily Beans

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🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Wednesday, April 1st, 2026 Today, the Supreme Court Rules against conversion therapy bans on Transgender Day Of Visibility; Trump has signed an illegal executive order restricting vote by mail; Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers vetoes five anti-trans bills; Trump says he’s willing to end the war without re-opening the Strait of Hormuz; Stephen Miller told ICE to force confrontations and vanquish Minnesota protestors by any force necessary; ICE agents will be stationed outside Marine Corps graduation events in South Carolina; Senate Democrats demand an investigation into the double-tap strike on Iranian school girls; Italy refuses US aircraft use of Sicily base for Middle East operations; a federal judge appears skeptical of Hegseth’s press restrictions; a judge has halted Trump’s ballroom project issuing a preliminary injunction; Rep Swalwell sends a cease and desist letter to Kash Patel; a judge says the video depositions of DOGE bros have to stay online; the Army has suspended the aircrew that did the Kid Rock fly-by in an Apache helicopter; a judge blocks Trump’s effort to defund NPR; a federal court strikes down Trump’s attacks on the Endangered Species Act; and Allison and Dana deliver your Good News.

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0:00.0	M.SW. Media.
0:08.1	News was wearing.
0:13.0	Daily beans, daily beans, daily beans, daily beans.
0:19.0	Hello and welcome to the Daily Beans for Wednesday, April 1st, 2026.
0:28.7	Today, the Supreme Court has ruled against conversion therapy bans on transgender day of visibility.
0:34.7	Trump has signed an illegal executive order restricting vote by mail.
0:38.9	Wisconsin governor, Tony Evers, has vetoed five anti-trans bills. Trump says he's willing to end the war
0:45.0	in Iran without reopening the strait of Hormuz. Stephen Miller told ICE to force confrontations
0:50.7	and vanquish Minnesota protesters by any force necessary. Ice agents will be stationed
0:55.7	outside Marine Corps graduation events in South Carolina. Senate Democrats demand an investigation
1:00.9	into the double-tap strike on Iranian schoolgirls. Italy refuses U.S. aircraft use of
1:06.9	Sicily base for Middle East operations. A federal judge appears skeptical of Pete Heggseth's
1:12.0	press restrictions. A judge has halted Trump's ballroom project issuing a preliminary injunction.
1:17.6	Rep Swalwell has sent a cease-in-assist letter to Kosh Patel. A judge says the video depositions
1:22.8	of Doge Bros have to stay online. The army has suspended the air crew that did the Kid Rock fly by in an
1:28.9	Apache helicopter. A judge has blocked Trump's effort to defund NPR and a federal court has
1:34.3	struck down Trump's attacks on the Endangered Species Act. I'm Alison Gill. And I'm Dana Goldberg.
1:47.7	Okay, so that's a record for headlines in one single day, I think. Yeah, this one is, as Allison said, it's beefy when she sent it to me.
1:51.7	Dana, the script today is beefy.
1:54.0	There we go.
1:55.4	It's very beefy.
1:57.1	So I just want to let everybody know.
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