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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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This week we are concerned for Tom Macdonald, checking in on him after 4 weeks (?) of silence.

Also, a good samaritan Walmart greeter goes viral for letting single mother shoplift diapers and formula, and facebook tries to arrest him on racketeering charges

Finally, a dad owns the child-grooming Disney corporation by taking his daughters to Disneyworld but guess what he's wearing a cool shirt

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0:00.0	I love the idea of just like, yeah, this company is like trying to rape my kids, but we
0:06.2	already paid for the tickets. So we're going to go spend two days in the epicenter of the child
0:11.6	rape. Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm going to take my daughters that I'm deathly afraid of being
0:17.6	ruined by this company to the company headquarters for a, you know,
0:22.3	all-inclusive package.
0:24.4	Don't you know that once you're like in those walls, like you don't have control.
0:28.0	They're going to, you're going to get, you know, imagine like Havana syndrome, but times
0:33.9	a billion.
0:34.5	It's like Disney now.
0:35.4	Like they're, you're going to hand your kids over.
0:47.7	Uh, a dad caused quite a stir when he brought an AK 47 to the happiest place on earth demanding to see the basement of Disneyland um what's funny is it hasn't gotten to this point yet, but yeah, the next logical step is
0:56.3	somebody's going to bring a fucking gun to Disneyland.
0:59.3	And it's like, there actually is an under, there is like a subterranean city in Disneyland that
1:07.3	all the workers use to access different parts of the park.
1:11.9	Like, I'm surprised that hasn't become its own infographic yet.
1:16.4	What's wild, though, about Disney is it probably has happened a couple times, but they are so
1:24.1	good about just locking that stuff down.
1:27.0	Like, they did, like, their little Disney police force is better than that.
1:31.9	Yeah, it's better than that. Yeah.
1:32.0	Like, you know, somebody probably has been shot inside of a Disneyland or Disney World.
1:37.5	And they just, they just have Bugatti's now.
1:41.0	But like we'll never hear about it.
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