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It's Bullseye, I'm Jesse Thorn. Every now and then we like to ask some of our favorite

creators about the things they wish they'd created. We call it, I wish I made that. We're

literalists here at Bullseye with Jesse Thorn or perhaps just not very creative. Anyway,

this time our guest is Guy Branham. Guy is a wonderful comedian. He has appeared on

last comic standing. He hosted the TV show Talk Show, The Game Show. He wrote and produced

for the Mindy Project among many other credits. Most recently he was featured in the very funny

rom-com Bros, which he also helped produce. If you haven't heard of it, it's a romantic

comedy, which was co-written by Billy Eichner and Nick Stoller. Guy actually also contributed

some writing as well, about a same-sex relationship. It's one of the first such films to come

from a major studio. It was the first major studio picture of any kind to feature an all-LGBTQ

principle cast. Bros centers around Bobby, a bookish museum curator played by Eichner and

his relationship with Aaron, who is, well, Aaron is a bro. He plays pickup games in the

park. He has a bang and bod. Just the whole thing. Guy plays Bobby's best friend, Henry.

It's a really funny film. It's available to rent or buy now. If you didn't catch it

in the theaters, you should watch it. I really enjoyed it. Tone of laughs in there. Guy

gets some of the best ones. When we asked Guy Brannum about the thing he wishes he'd made,

he picked a movie. A relatively recent one, Lady Bird from 2017. We'll let Guy take

it from here. I'm Guy Brannum and the thing I wish I had made is Lady Bird.

Okay, Christine. Lady Bird. Is that your given name? Yeah. Why is it in quote? Well, I

gave it to myself. It's given to me by me. Okay. Take it away, Lady Bird. Everybody says

don't. Everybody says don't. Everybody says don't. It isn't right. Don't it isn't.

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