This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today. We've got this off to an art, you know, now.

If you could watch the synchronicity, and there's your word of the day, the synchronicity with which we effortlessly glide from doing the links for the in-conversation program into the recording of the free podcast, you would

marvel that you would stand up and give me the clap I so richly deserve. It is the kind of thing

that would make you feel proud to be British. I feel we should be playing land of hope and glory

as we turn our attention to the celebrities contained within the pages of the newspapers that

do not feature

on my programme which has preceded this and so here he is leaving sole cycle class after a

grueling workout and with his own photographer davy boy lonely boy beckham displaying his new neck

tattoo for daughter harper and it's lovely.

And so he hopped into his park car.

Luckily, there was a photographer there waiting to capture the moment that poor Billy No-Mates,

Davy Boy Beckham, was out there.

I mean, he doesn't appear to be going out with anyone.

You'd think, actually, that where David lives, they'd have loads of friends, but of course,

nobody likes to get

to know anybody there, because otherwise they kind of hang, and you don't know if they're mad as broomsticks.

You know, how are we to know whether or not David Beckham is completely normal? We have no idea.

He seems to get tattoos up his neck at every opportunity. They now call him the retired footballer

and father of four. I mean, that's a dreadful thing to say,

isn't it? So pretty lady is a tribute to his daughter. I think he goes in and goes,

I wonder what we should have today? And they go, how about pretty lady? I like that. That'll be

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